Unsuspended animation
Clearly we’re not the only ones playing catch-up with the tsunami of change rolling across our choppy cultural waters…
This week, more exciting news from the media giants:
Gotta say, I admire Disney/Pixar’s sheer chutzpah, but entre nous I do wonder if they’ll be able to pull off this “re-imagineering” of their entire canon of content.
Judging by the creative moves so far, we might be looking at a Disney On Thin Ice…
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LADYS AND THE TRAMPS
Pitched for the Tik Toker demo, Ladys and The Tramps explores polyamory through the lens of canine love triangles, quadrangles, intentional pounds and the Burning Dog festival.
Who exactly will get their nose all up in exactly whose business is indeed hard to say.
Either way, who knew life in the dog house could be so emotionally intersectional … and so much fun.
DISNEY’S AYAHUASCA
Mickey’s apprenticeship begins as he downs an heroic 105 mg dose while the Sorcerer holds space for him and talks him right through to the other side.
When this madman of a journey kicks in, he’s howlin’ louder than Pluto and reaching for his trusty mop and bucket.
NEMO VERSUS THE PESCATARIANS
In Brian De Palma’s (Carrie, Dressed To Kill, Scarface) directorial debut for the House of Mouse, we meet the fishes who have had it up to their gills with the commercial fishing industry.
Nemo joins forces with a pod of rogue killer whales and sharks who have evolved legs, arms, opposable thumbs, the ability to breath oxygen, walk on land, and pack serious heat.
Say hello to my little fin …
THAWIN’
After yet another emotionally unavailable prince ghosts her, Princess Elsa finally starts to face her developmental trauma.
If the body keeps score, she’s working with a PhD in body armoring with a minor in complex PTSD.
Within the familiar castle walls there’s only one court therapist, and he’s a strict Freudian.
So off she goes on a classic heroine’s journey: the quest for a more yin and somatically-centered therapeutic modality.
And when those frozen tears start to melt, look out Kingdom … cos’ she’s Thawin’.
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Thank You.
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