MTV — → LTV
I don’t know about you, but I am loving this week’s announcement about the big re-branding over at MTV…
LTV !!!
… so zeitgeist, so weltgeist, so pumped for this season’s line-up of new pilots …
… positively Heideggerian.
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REAL WORLD — THE META-MODERNS:
What happens when you take twelve meta-modern thinkers, vax six of them, and put ’em on lockdown in a beach house at the Jersey Shore?
It’s what emerges when epistemological frameworks clash, the hyper-eloquent knock boots … and shit gets real.
JACKASS — POLYVAGAL TRIGGERS:
Welcome to some next developmental level hijinks. Watch as the lovable mad-cap crew — Stephen Porges, Peter Levine, Eckhart Tolle and Marianne Williamson — do seriously dumb ass wack shit.
Why?
Just for the comedy hell of triggering each others’ fast-fraying nervous systems.
Ain’t no co-regulation here, baby! It’s fight, flight, freeze on fleek.
TERRENCE MCKENNA AND STAN GROF’S HOUSE OF BREATH:
Hella holotropic 02-sters Stan and Terry take us deep behind the red velvet rope, and into the VIP lounge of exhalations.
Check out The Gucci (rich, fast, shallow), The Bradley Cooper (a series of long and luxurious bittersweet sighs), The Osho (uncomfortably deep into the pelvic bowl) and The Congressional Storm (alternating right and left nostril).
This week’s special guest — none other than our own Anthony Fauci.
LTV REPLUGGED — THE SONGS OF SILENCE:
A virtually guaranteed ratings mac-truck, LTV’s Replugged is thirty minutes of solid gold silence.
Forget the silent disco, these rock stars of space-holding bring down the dark void herself — with a sparkling stillness that’ll plug you straight back into the whole damn cosmic matrix.
{Available commercial-free for a $2.99, or free when you download the new Track and Trace Spotify app.}
MOVIE OF THE WEEK — THE LAST GURU:
And last, but by no means least …
Marvel as he uses his shaktipat superpowers to bypass not just the forces of darkness, but also several restraining orders and one very aggressive Los Angeles divorce lawyer.
Gasp as his mala-beaded fist wraps one final time around the handle of the Hammer of Thor.
The Last Guru — single-handedly saving the world, one questionably-parented devotee at a time.
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Thank You.
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